rdwaynewright

My crackified creation...

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the band
They are prepping for a great assault all across the land
They hath caused a massive fervor within each and every fan;
Tokio Hotel COMES.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Tokio Hotel COMES.

I have seen their vids on youtube as they played across the sea
I have helped to build a small street team just for you and me
I can sing along to their songs, it's the English that is key
TH WOO! For The Win.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! TH WOO! For The Win.

They fooled me with an article that said they would not come
The US, we were left behind and I said, "This is DUMB.”
But Lo! I was mistaken I will eat crow now (just some)
TH in the US.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! TH in the US.

Bill will grab a microphone and sing out loud and clear
The band will play the Trocadero, bet your ass, my dear.
Oh, be swift, SEPTA, take me downtown! It really is quite near
Our band is going to play.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Our band is going to play.

In the dreary little town of Loistche, Tom received an axe
Bill, he got one too but his practicing was lax.
Instead Bill became the singer and worked it to the max
And then the Gs arrived.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! And then Gs arrived.

Tokio Hotel will fly to us for many a long hour
They'll land on the shores of the States just like the old Mayflower (it's hard to find stuff to rhyme with "hour" OK!!!)
Georg will plug his bass in and he'll play with awesome power
Then Gustav will hold his drumsticks and Tom will make detractors cower
TH WILL PWN YOU ALL.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! TH WILL PWN YOU ALL.