Quit being fucktards, people...

The LHC won't end humanity as we know it, stop being stupid. It's people like these jerks who get in the way of human advancement. They're probably the same sorts who went screeching about how there was no way the Earth could be orbiting the Sun and don't you know the Earth is flat?! Evolution? Pffft, you know shit was created in seven days and dinosaur bones were put there by Satan to fool us. >_<

*facepalm* Yeah, I know it's Faux News, but just hold your nose and read the article if you haven't already.

If we create a micro black hole that doesn't evaporate straight away, I hope it sucks in the critics and overly religious fools first.

To make things more pathetic, I just saw this link on wtf_inc:

A petition to keep the LHC from being activated. Now we can put a name to the stupid.

I signed it just to point and laugh. The comments are loltastic. LOL

ETA: And someone who really ought to know better now jumps aboard the Stupid Train. In other news, this BBC article also has good information for just why these Doomsday fears are unfounded and stupid.