Tokio Hotel HAD BETTER APPRECIATE THIS.

I know I won't be able to get to a Hot Topic because, despite living in the middle of the 6th largest city in the country, the two closest Hot Topic stores are kind of a pain in the ass to get to. They're not actually in the city and for someone like me who takes mass transit... Yeah, that ain't happenin'.

So I said to myself, "Self? How are we going to help Tokio Hotel sell out all 3000 copies of their EP?" Self replied, "Didn't we read somewhere that you could order it online too?" I responded, "OH SNAP! Yeah, we did see that." Self gave me that look that said, "You know what we have to do..."

I tried to protest, responding that we're jobless and we just really don't have the money for silly things like this but self would NOT be silenced. I caved. What was I supposed to do! I just won't buy another pack of smokes when this one runs out. And I'll buy one less Vitamin Water.


$5.95 for shipping
$.42 for tax
$.99 for the fucking EP

That's $7.36 for a cd that only costs $.99.

Srsly, WTF is wrong with me? This is one of the most ill-advised expenditures EVER. Ah well, Kennedy drove an hour round trip for what amounted to $7 worth of merchandise. I shouldn't feel so bad because apparently we're BOTH ridiculous.

I don't know what this says about us as people. Er, we're devoted?