(thanks @fiarra for tweeting this to me!)
I know of a couple of people who only wanted to be Slytherin so they could be "bad." FRAUDS! They totally fail to understand what it means to be a Slytherin.
I love how this is like a totally serious topic of conversation for me. LOL
Speaking of which, my Slytherin messenger bag has now been sewn together and is just waiting for the strap and the design!